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In case you are a newbie to the media sensations of “ME”
and “ME-ME”, they are the last two intact brain cells of
Herr Trump and, boy, do they got a lot to say about memories
of rambling around in an empty head and living off of fumes
of greasy fast food and quarts of warm Diet Coke.
If you are stumped about how one person can be so
consumed with his own presence and has no space or room for
anyone or anything other than anything Trump, you need to
read the following and incredible interview with these two
remaining brain cells:
ME:
No matter what you have heard, America loves me because I
epitomize America!
ME-ME:
Hey, what about me! When I
saw how easy it was to con people into
believing that I was one of them (ugh!), everything was
downhill from there on.
People love to believe a lie that suits their idea of how
things should work and I was more than happy to oblige them.
ME:
Hey, what about me! When you were slipping fast ones past
those gullible GOP fat cats (of course, giving them tax
breaks and keeping them quiet was like a shot of meth to an
addict), they will take the money and run!
ME-ME:
Hey, I got one even
better! The best way to run a con on my deplorable voters is
to use the code words of states’ rights or law and order,
which means: I am watching out for those black folks who
want to overrun your manicured suburbs with their blasting
boom boxes!
Ain’t nothing scares better than telling a white voter that
unless you vote for me, “your” America is running out like a
toilet paper scare in a pandemic!
ME:
I got one better than that old tried and true chestnut! I
tell my boss that if he spooks folks with tales of hordes of
dirty brown skinned people invading their cities and ripping
off their city services, that will throw them into an
outright panic.
I know from when we ran that scam about the Central Park
Five being guilty, is that If you mix black and brown people
with crime and show images of big, burly black men dressed
in hooded sweats and scowling at the camera on the Five
O’clock news, Bingo! You win!
ME-ME:
(long and loud laugh) …Ain’t that the truth! Remember when
we told
Donald that unless he put a blockade on Muslims entering the
country, he would lose the suburbs! Well, he did it and
Wow…did his poll numbers among his base shoot to the moon!
ME:
Hey, we taught Donald a lot about America. Even his slogan,
“Make America Great Again,” was recycled from the early
years when the Klu Klux Klan marched in D.C.! Some things
never change!
ME-ME:
You know, what I will miss
the most when we get kicked out of the
White House is whispering into Donald’s ear that he is the
victim. He loves the victim scenarios we prep for him. He
feels oppressed by any negative media talk and that makes us
have to work overtime to give him ideas as to how to counter
when they say he lies all the time!
ME:
He does lie all the time! How does anyone think that we
could pull off these cons and grifts unless we feed the base
some red meat that they are being belittled by the media and
that their government is holding out on them?
If people only knew how hard we work to have Donald appear
as a Darth Vader to those cringing old GOP senators.
ME-ME:
Yeah, but we got to be careful. Some of them are wising up
to us and the fear of The Donald may be losing its effect
and especially since he lost the election. You and I tried
to keep him on track, but some “others” got to
him and he threw the COVID-19 crisis under the bus and did
not throw some more stimulus bucks to his base. That would
have kept them quiet and would have silenced those spoiled
suburban soccer moms!
ME:
Hey, I told you to work with me and if you would have agreed
to throw some bucks to those white middle class businesses,
we would not be in this election mess! And I also told you
to make a big show of giving monies to the black colleges,
but you said no. Why?
ME-ME:
You know why! Those black voters are squirrely. One day, it
is Black Lives Matter and then the next day they are talking
about defunding the police. Simply could not get a handle on
them. They are all over the map!
ME:
So, tell me little brother, where do we go from here?
Donald, as you know is not the brightest bulb in the pack
and he chases whatever whisper he hears in the closets and
under bridges.…so what happens to us?
ME-ME:
Well, we will go with the flow. Once the Donald is out on
his own and if he can avoid New York state jail time for
what you and I know he did with the foreign money and his
taxes; you and I can start yammering in in his ears that his
base is still intact and are awaiting their marching orders
from him for the 2024 election cycle.
ME:
Aughh!!!!! Not another
campaign. You and I barely made it out alive from
that fateful trip down that stupid gold elevator in Trump
Towers and now we gotta regroup and pull off another con?
ME-ME:
Ahhhh, is life not good? P.T. Barnum eat your heart out!
“We got this one covered.
Contact Lafe Tolliver at tolliver@juno.com
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