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Well, during Trump’s
press conferences, the audience of reporters struggle
mightily trying to guess what is the true occupation of the
clown who stands before them in the Rose Garden.
Now, you would think
that the clown has already given the reporters enough clues
as to who he is, but you are jumping the gun if you think
the clown is straight with the questioners.
No. Not at all. The
clown preens and gives off airs of condescension and is
always quick with an elbow to the ribs of a reporter who
gets too close to finding out who he really is.
During this Covid-19
pandemic, the clown was none for the worse when, despite
thousands of people dying on his watch and his still acute
failure to provide needed national testing, the farce of he
acting presidential never failed.
Here is a part of an
exchange between the Clown and a reporter from ANNN
(All Negro News Network):
ANNN: Mr. Clown, do you
know whether national testing is available?
CLOWN: If you want a test,
you can have a test!
ANNN: Oh? Where can one
get one?
CLOWN: Talk to your
governors, I take no responsibility! What do you think I
am…a shipping clerk!
ANNN: When will the
economy be opened back up?
CLOWN: I have total powers
and the governors are to report to me before they do
anything!
ANNN: Oh? Do you have any
legal authority to say that?
CLOWN:(long pause) We will
be issuing some papers on this very soon, very soon…it will
be tremendous!
ANNN: Do you know that
China has a stranglehold on the protective garments and
equipment that are sorely needed in our hospitals and
nursing homes?
CLOWN: I love China! They
have the best spring rolls ever! They are tremendous!
ANNN: Why did you
eliminate the White House Pandemic Office when it was vital
as being a watchdog for these very emergencies?
CLOWN: It is Obama’s
fault! He should have stopped me, but he did not.
ANNN: Why are you
insisting that your name appears on the stimulus checks that
are being mailed out by the treasury department?
CLOWN: I made this
possible! It was me! I alone can solve this problem! I
deserve the credit! Everyone needs to thank me for those
checks!
ANNN: There are several
video tapes in which you state that you have this pandemic
under control and that it will go away, but it has not.
CLOWN: I did not say that!
ANNN: Oh, yes you did!
CLOWN: Did not!
ANNN: Did!
CLOWN: Did not!
ANNN: Did!
CLOWN: You are a
third-rate reporter! By the way, who are you with?
ANNN: I am with the All
Negro News Network.
CLOWN: Oh, a reporter from
one of those sh**hole African countries! No wonder.
ANNN: There was talk that
you were considering firing Dr. Fauci, is that true?
CLOWN: Almost! He is
sucking up all my street cred! I alone can solve this
problem. I am an extremely stable genius!
ANNN: If you open the
economy before testing is done and there is a relapse and
thousands more die, what will you do?
CLOWN: I will fly to
Mar-A-Lago and give you updates via Trump News…I mean Fox
News! They are doing an tremendous job!
ANNN: When you were
briefed in January about this coming pandemic, why did wait
so long to do something?
CLOWN: I had to first
check in with Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity,
Laura Ingraham and Putin
to get their advice. Tremendous people!
Contact Lafe Tolliver at
tolliver@juno.com
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