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Yes, the fearless Trump who proudly proclaims how tough
he is and what a great counter puncher he is and he wants to
make America strong again, could not face a crowd of black
parishioners in a church in Detroit.
So, what did his campaign do? They singled out a
friendly black-faced pastor who was willing to run
interference for the Donald and allow him to come to
"address the black community" from the sterile safety of the
pastor's study!
The black pastor submitted his questions for approval
and editing to the Trump campaign (don't want to have any,
"Gotcha Questions" now do we...?) and they in turn with
"consults from friendly, black Republicans" edited and
sculpted the answers to fit their agenda.
What you will hear when this farce is aired is not Trump
showing his Superman T-Shirt under his Armani suit but
rather a concocted and docile Trump who will appear
presidential from the comfortable cubbyhole of this pastor's
study.
What a joke this is. Why couldn't Trump do a Q&A
(questions and answers) directly from the black
parishioners?
Ever hear the word, "Fear!" Trump knew that if he were
to have been on a live camera that was not at one of his red
meat rallies with 99.9999 percent of the friendly audience
being white people, but rather a meeting with black people
staring him down, he would be in for a media butt whooping
on national TV.
Couldn't happen. So, what you do next is simply create
your own narrative and have the Trump campaign aides plan
everything, down to every sound bite, so that Trump comes
off looking as if he just slayed this critical audience.
Now, this is the part that I must take some personal
shame in admitting. I, without right or privilege, did pay
an anonymous hacker group to get me the unedited questions
that Trump will answer and the first responses to those
questions.
I am taking a huge gambit in releasing this information
and I could suffer some serious blow back because of it but
I am willing to stick my journalistic neck out for my dear
readers.
To partly cover my tracks, I used my reporting network,
ANNN (All Negro News Network) to be shield when my paid
hackers get into the website that contains this pre arranged
nonsense.
Now, remember, if this hack is caught, the Trump
campaign may change up their answers to the submitted
questions so as not to appear that Trump is their Manchurian
Candidate on these issues. Remember these are the questions
and answers before anything was later deleted, changed or
edited:
Question One:
Why did you engage in this birther nonsense about America's
first black president? You knew that there was nothing to
this matter but race baiting?
Answer: I needed something to rouse up white folks and the
far right news media, so I went with it and it paid off for
me! I am the nominee!
Question Two:
Why did you bring Stephen Bannon of Breitbart News into your
inner circle of advisors knowing his outrageous comments he
had made before about black people?
Answer: Stephen feeds me a lot of conspiracy theories what
I thrive on, so I wanted my food source close by at all
times.
Question Three:
Have you disavowed the past racial discriminatory rental
polices of your late father at the Trump rental properties
in New York City?
Answer: Hey! How did you find that out? I love colored
people! Some of my best friends are Negroes, including you.
Question Four:
Why did it take you more than a nano second to distance
yourself from the Klansman, David Duke?
Answer: I need David and his crowd to vote for me but I can
not say that in public. If I did, the country would go nuts
and I would lose the election.
Question Five:
You call people mean names on TV. You rant and curse. You
make fun of those who have a disability. You demean women.
You make racist comments about Mexicans. You make fun of the
sacraments of communion. You say that you have never asked
God forgiveness, but, yet you say you are a very good
Christian!
Answer: Hey, I read the Bible the way I want and you can
read it the way you want!
I am a good person. I am at a black church. I gotta talk
about God and Jesus.
Question Six:
What is your policy plan to invigorate the black community?
Answer: I want to ban fatty snacks. Curb BET programming.
Give the police more military style weapons to enforce
curfews. Have all black people register with a picture ID
before they can vote. Give every black worker a yearly
$50.00 bus token/pass so they can get to work on time. Place
#Black Lives Matter on a terrorist watch list.
Make it a misdemeanor crime to wear your pants sagging below
your waist.
Question Seven:
You repeatedly degraded and humiliated Dr. Ben Carson during
the primary campaign even to say that he has a pathological
problem with his anger.
What was that all about?
Answer: What are you talking about? Ben Carson loved it and
he loves me. He is campaigning with me right now in Detroit!
Ben is a good ol' boy. He knows his place and that place is
with me. (Note: Trump then touches the Ben Carson Bobblehead
doll that he carries around with him).
Well, dear readers, as you can see from these first raw
and unedited questions and answers, Donald Trump's campaign
has to do a lot of editing and massaging of these answers
before they are fit for publication.
Regrettably, I was unable to get the rest of the
proposed questions and their answers because my hacker group
was discovered and had to beat a hasty retreat.
When Carlos__________ told me of their retreat, I had to ask
him, who got wind of this hack and called in the
authorities. He said a name that I am very familiar with,
Michael Bell!
The same guy who led the pledge of allegiance at the
recent Trump rally in Toledo was at the same time doing his
own surreptitious hack of the website of Lucas County
Commissioner Pete Gerken and he stumbled across our hack!
I was speechless. Trump truly has an African-American in
Toledo.
Contact Lafe Tolliver at Tolliver@Juno.com
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