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“I want to thank my dad, who was a KKK sympathizer and
my immigrant parents; and two of my wives, who were
immigrants when I married them, for making this day
possible.”
“As you know, America is being overrun by rapists,
murderers, gang bangers and drug dealers from Central
America. We have undocumented migrants coming in by the
hundreds of thousands at our southern border.”
“As you have seen on national television, in the House of
Representatives, there are four women of color who are
communists in disguise and who are sabotaging our American
values. Plus, they hate Israel and they hate us!”
“I told them that they need to go back to their crime
infested countries and fix them up first before they
criticize our great country (sounds of wild clapping).”
(looking aside at a beaming David Duke, Trump continues):
“You have also seen those black SOB’s on the football
fields taking a knee against our flag and our first
responders. You have seen those animals from those African
sh*thole countries trying to tell us what to do!”
“Right on, Mr. President!” yells out an ebullient
Lindsey Graham who is up for reelection in his home state;
and is now a total sellout to this president whom he openly
disdained during his own abortive presidential bid on the
Republican ticket.
“Hey, what is it with these black women?” First, we
have low IQ Maxine Waters and now we have a slew of those
people running around telling me what needs to be fixed in
this great country of ours. If they don’t like it, leave!”
(At this comment, the whole audience jumps to their feet for
a three-minute ovation).
Trump continues: “George Wallace was a great man. He
tried to Make America Great Again, but the Deep State cut
him down in his prime and so now the torch has passed to me
to finish his work!”
At this comment, Pence, unable to control his emotions,
rushes to the podium and kisses Trump’s ring finger and on
bended knee, pledges undying loyalty and then returns to his
seat loudly sobbing into some tissues.
Emboldened, Trump, sensing that this crowd, his crowd,
his people, his base, want more red meat and states the
following:
“I have given instructions to Homeland Security to now
implant under the skin, a microchip in every undocumented
and illegal immigrant’s hand or upper arm. We will now be
able to pinpoint their exact whereabouts so we can arrest
them on a moment’s notice!”
(At this wonderful news, the crowd goes berserk and starts
chanting, “Four More Years!” for five minutes until Trump
signals them to calm down and retake their seats).
Feeling empowered at their response, Herr Trump then
announces the following policy changes:
“I will, by executive order, eliminate the Department of
Education, the Department of HUD, The Department of Energy
and The Department of Labor. They serve no purpose and what
they do can now be done by each state as they see fit!”
At this announcement, the manic crowd is besides itself
and they, as one, rush the stage and carry Trump off on
their shoulders shouting at the top of their lungs, “He is a
god! He is a god!”
(After order is finally restored, an energized Trump
continues):
“I have also ordered the immediate arrest and
confinement of the enemies of the American people including
the publishers of the New York Times, the Washington Post,
Nancy Pelosi, Elijah Cummings, Bob Mueller, Jerry Nadler,
Joe Scarborough, Rachel Maddow, Michelle and Barak Obama,
Wolf Blitzer, Malcolm Nance and Hillary Clinton for acts of
treason against our great country!”
As if on cue, a band of over 200 military band cadets
parade out onto the field and start playing Stars and
Stripes Forever and Trump, now satisfied that all is well
and in place, gives a stiff one arm salute at the 30 by
40-foot colored poster of his image as it is being paraded
in front of the now delirious audience.
Meanwhile, without prior notice and no court order,
special and secretly selected federal agents are using
steel-tipped battering rams at the front door residences of
the above-named so-called enemies of the people.
Contact Lafe Tolliver @ tolliver@juno.com
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