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Love Letters From North Korea!

By Lafe Tolliver, Esq
Guest Column

     As many of you may know, I had the distinct pleasure to serve, for a brief stint, as an deputy undersecretary for foreign affairs in the Asian Pacific.

     I have fond memories of visiting bustling cities such as Singapore, Seoul, Tokyo and Manila.  I also had the pleasure of forming long-lasting friendships in that strategic part of the world with many ambassadors, civil servants and aides of various ranks.

     Their knowledge and wisdom about enhancing positive relationships with the US and our Asian partners was invaluable and very productive in keeping the US out of harm's way in both economic and military undertakings.
 



Lafe Tolliver, Esq

      I had a special bond with a foreign aide in the capital of North Korea. He was a junior secretary to Kim Jung Un and was responsible for the transmission of classified documents to many western countries, including the US.

      So, you can imagine my pleasant surprise when he sent me an official cable indicating an urgent desire to contact me regarding some highly sensitive information regarding letters sent to President Trump by Kim Jung Un.

     However, not currently being under the cover of diplomatic security, I was hesitant to re-engage my colleague on any level knowing the dire danger that it could place him in if he was discovered transmitting, overly or covertly, any secrets that involve the henchman Kim Jung Un.

      My colleague, for whom I will employ an anonymous first name of Jsun Bo, was determined to inform me that he needed this information to be transmitted on a Code Red level. If you are not in foreign intelligence gathering, a Code Red is akin to a nuclear bomb being dropped. It is that important and, thusly, demands your attention.

     So, with much trepidation, I went to a secure facility in Omaha and using my secure password, I gained access to a diplomatic pouch marked: Top Secret/Confidential: President Donald Trump only.

    I gingerly took the pouch, broke open the seal and made a copy of its one letter content and returned the pouch without notice or damage done.

I left the building, "sweating bullets" knowing that if I was apprehended, I faced certain jail time and a complete loss of any diplomatic status.

     By the time I got to my hotel room, I closed the curtains, bolted the front door and opened the purloined document.

     Even though President Trump recently touted on national TV that he was in love with Kim and he received "love letters" from Kim, I had no inkling of the depth of this bromance.

     At the risk of being confronted with a letter that I had no right to see or read, I thought it best for national security and based upon the love of my country to share this "love" letter with the public. I am told that there were letters sent, in the plural, but I believe that this letter is the first of the string of those letters sent by Kim to President Trump.

     For security purposes, I have obviously blocked out certain information that could cause severe heartburn for the sender and for the recipient as to how these matters were sent between the parties.

      But believe me, the below contents of this love letter should cause chills and spasms for any American reader.

     After you read this letter, you make the decision as to whether or not our president has compromised himself as he did at Helsinki with Putin or as with the current ongoing Russian investigation may soon bear out:

 

My Dear Donald....

     It is glorious for me to share the many fond memories I have of you and I strolling through the many vistas and hallways in my capital palace. I felt like a flushed young school girl escorting you around my fabulous kingdom and showing you the many treasures that I have taken from the Korean people in order to showcase my wonderful time as their emperor for life.

    I am seemingly unable to properly express in English the feelings that I have for you and your considerable grasp of foreign affairs.

Your presence and your charming smile will always capture me with its charm and wit. Just to think of you nearby with me, makes me grow all the more fonder for our next rendezvous.

    I am blushing when I say that I am in love with you and hopefully you have the same feelings for me. It is a love that I am unable to explain to others who do not know what it is to be enraptured with such a wonder of meeting you and having you look and gaze so deeply into my eyes!

     When you canceled any future war games exercises with South Korea, my heart skipped a beat and I knew then that this was true love in all of its power and captivation.

     I recall the time at the state dinner when our hands accidentally touched when you reached for the hot mustard to put on your egg roll! I almost fainted from excitement to know that an American president was so warm and effusive towards me, but yet you were!

     And who could forget the time when you got up to speak and you placed your hand on my shoulder! I was nigh delirious with joy and I beamed and smiled at you and you lovingly winked back at me!

     Oh...what a wink that was.  I was smitten like a foolish young maiden, giddy over her first crush and that crush was... you!

     My thoughts are always going out to you and I am practically counting the days when we will be together again, exchanging secret furtive glances and you giving me, in private, classified military information. Oh, what a thrill that was. You have no idea!

     Well, I must end this letter, I have to attend to some unpleasant duties such as executing some political prisoners and denying food rations to the mothers of some college dissidents.

     But, you will always be warming my heart and making my toes squirm whenever I look upon your orange countenance when you appear on my favorite news program, Fox News!

With all my love.....

Kim Jung Un

 

 

 
   
   


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